Monday, May 14, 2007

Feeding the Snakes to Fight

I recently heard that the Uberbaus is conducting one of his famous management motivational moves. Try and understand this:
  1. Uberbaus tells employee P that he likes to be the bad guy so that the workers will unite together in O3-ness and work as one. (he is being "self-sacrificial" so he says).
  2. Uberbaus then grabs Q into the room and bad mouths about R and says he doesn't want to work with R.
  3. Couple days later, Uberbaus grabs R into the office and complains about Q to R.
  4. In effect, Uberbaus thinks that this will cause Q and R to compete against each other and work harder.
The truth of it is, everyone knows about Uberbaus' crazy tactics. He simply gives people no reason to have better synergy for the company, which is bleeding money to the "superior races". But that's another blog entry.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha why does this not sound familiar... Play one against the other and does not realize that employees do talk with each other and realize what a game the Uberbaus is playing... Oh well... Guess he thinks he is the best and all is well in that glass bowl of his...

Anonymous said...

In the early days to convince us that he really does not like to fire staff, he would tell us that he goes to beach to cry as it is very traumatising for him... Waahahahahah

Anonymous said...

What a load of bullshit...

Anonymous said...

What?! You complaining that my friend Uberbaus is a backstabber!! Argh... I can't breath......

Anonymous said...

Also many ex staff of 03 are not saints either even though may seem like they are nice guys and all... U would be surprised.. I learn many interesting things from external parties on what was said and what they tried to do...

Anonymous said...

Does the uberbaus think he and mini boss is all that clever & all the employees are so dumb to understand their tactics.

It has been a long journey in O3 that all his tactics are now known and even the new ones know too.

He asks Q whether R is anymore required in the company.They cant even decide whether they need or not.

His famous dialogue "Company (PRE)tends to show it is fair to all employees" people here can make out what exactly this means the prefix.