Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The O3 Environment

Working in the O3 (to be read as Oh-Cube) environment teaches engineers, sales staff, marketing staff, IT staff and all that stuff the anti-management rules. Hi, I am here to impart the lessons I have learnt and observed on anti-management styles while working in the O3 environment.

An introduction to the O3 environment
O3's are usually businesses run by and within the family. Kind of like the godfather clans, it is tough to break into unless one shows incredible loyalty, works hard and is able to withstand gangster like slurs and actions. In similar fashion, the only other way to gain favour from the godfather is to have some kind of relation to one of the family members.

So stay tuned to learn about how O3s work, and all the things NOT to do if you want your business to succeed without killing, destroying and suffocating your labour force.

*You can age faster than a firefly, lose your sense of decency and burden your heart and soul, all simply by working in an O3* - Karl (fired twice, rehired twice, resigned forever)

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